Is Understatement 101 a course in medical school?"
"Of course. It's the prereq for Lying Through One's Teeth.

“Who would have imagine that the sound your life made as it disintegrated was to…”

“Joseph Obomsawin, the elder I lived with there, says that those who turn to ani…”

“You give her all your french fries, even when she won't give you back onion rin…”

“Things break all the time. Glass, and dishes, and fingernails. Cars and contrac…”