Isabella Swan? I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever. Will you marry me?

“No one could be still like Edward.”

“You’re monopolizing the bride,” Emmett said, coming up behind Edward’s shoulder…”

“Yeah, it's an off day when I don't get somebody telling me how edible I smell."…”

“Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom o…”