it can't be wrong, if it feels so wrong

“The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1”

“I hate carrying a torch, which is weird because otherwise I'm such a pyromaniac”

“To acknowledge the absurdly surreal is the clarity to embrace life as it is, no…”

“Trying to balance chivalry with equality, I always open a door for a Lady...the…”