It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey.....

“Throwing down your staff may sound like a sign of surrender, but in Egyptian ma…”

“All da ladies love Leo!!”

“Why did it have to be so hard? Why couldn't there be a happily-ever-after ride-…”

“He was slumped over, blood trickling from the side of his mouth. I shook his fu…”