It doesn’t matter if I don’t have a suit, you should still invite me swimming. That’s the naked truth.

“He was born after me, and he died before me. I gave him life, and I killed him.…”

“Sometimes I wish I had been born with cat fur, whiskers, and a tail, though I g…”

“I am the dinosaur of love. Specifically, I am a pterodactyl, and you are my sil…”

“Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me la…”