It is always a mistake to argue with a librarian.

“What are you that makes me feel thus? Who are you for whom time has no meaning?”

“Mrs. Winterson did not have a soothing personality. Ask for reassurance and it …”

“The boat was vacuum-packed with Albanians, four generations to a family: great-…”

“Yes. Just pass me my leg will you? It's on top of the wardrobe where he threw i…”