It is possible to be a retard and a politician. In fact, it’s almost a prerequisite.

“The cheese was riddled with holes, and it was a riddle to me what kind it was. …”

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“If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say w…”

“The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where …”