It reminds me of something Zelda told her friend about me when she didn’t think I was listening: “I wish he had even half Napolean’s height in ambition. Maybe then he could stand taller and be proud.

“The word ubiquitous is itself ubiquitous in today’s writing.”

“Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?”

“If your favorite politician got ran over by a bus, I’d express my condolences b…”

“There are shades of schadenfreude. My favorite shade is bright red, from a haug…”