It takes a lot of commitment to sit on a committee. Only the most courageous could boldly command all that power, yet remain detached from any personal blame.

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

“When the dust is settled, I’ll be there, wearing a maid’s outfit.”

“3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely sa…”

“If I could change any one thing about me, I’d change you.”