It was like if I gave up on Perry then I was giving up on love forever. Dramatic, yes. But I was Dex Foray and "dramatic" was my middle name, along with "The Fuckmaster" and "Pierre".

“Why are you so embarrassed?” he asked playfully. “So you passed out during an a…”

“You’re like a ghost magnet. Why do you think I like having you around?”My mouth…”

“Do you like what you see?” I whispered, delighting in the primal lust in her gl…”

“I want to be with you. Not just as a partner, not just as a friend. I want us t…”