It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.

“I want to play a game of Solitaire—with my clone.”

“I’m not going to catch any fish in the forest using a steak knife as bait. Stil…”

“She had blonde hair like spaghetti noodles, and then she went and dyed it marin…”

“If I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the pi…”