It’s a fact that when it comes to dating, men are all visual. Well, except blind men.

“I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a b…”

“Based solely on the mustache, who would you rather be: Mark Twain, Rollie Finge…”

“I want to study a broad. Possibly French.”

“A brick could be used as a comb, if you’re bald and have no hair.
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