It’s amazing that a thin film of plastic wrap is enough to protect food against the aggression of hungry marauders. Or maybe the plastic cover doesn’t act as a shield, but rather the starving mob is staved off by one simple word: Leftovers.

“I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.
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“I saw her standing across the room, and I thought, “Wow! Who is that sexy woman…”

“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if…”

“Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball.”