It’s been said that men think only about sex and food. And some men, like my uncle Lester, think about sex with food. Needless to say the church has ordered him to cease bringing his own food to the potlucks.

“Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is t…”

“You haven’t lived until you’ve wiped your ass with a pile of sand. Toilet paper…”

“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”

“I’m 30% in love, and if I ever rise to 70%, then I’ll be 100% in love. But I’ll…”