It’s been said that the urine of a person with diabetes is sweet, and I want to know which roadside lemonade stand prankster found that out.

“People talk of the “whispering wind.” But what are these secrets of the breeze?…”

“If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wo…”

“Does my face not look hungry? My mouth is the path and mouthpiece to my stomach…”

“Guacamole makes an excellent facial cream. It won’t reduce wrinkles, but I’d su…”