It’s better to err on the side of more, than less, except if you’re talking about killing people with the last name of Moore.

“A brick could be used as a way to motivate yourself to succeed. I’m proof that …”

“My last name should be “Why,” because it is my destiny to question everything, …”

“My ball sack is like a bubblegum bubble, only with slightly less bubblegum flav…”

“I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.”