It’s easier to hide your smoking habit on a foggy day. Let that be a lesson for you and your secret lover.

“A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the ow…”

“She said, “Name something people only use once.” I said, “The phrase, ‘You cowa…”

“I’m in good shape. That shape is round.
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“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and the…”