It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.

“If it comes all scratched and dented, then no matter what you do, unless you bu…”

“A flag could be used as a blanket, but a blanket couldn’t be used as a flag. A …”

“The American Dream is to not have to work, so with unemployment at record level…”

“If I had the word “war” in my last name, like “Flowar,” I’d probably be a peace…”