It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s more than most people do.

“I don’t want to do anything I have to do, even if I want to do it. Compulsion t…”

“Dating is all about getting to know somebody, without wasting a lot of time or …”

“I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she’ll b…”

“Sometimes my thoughts are too slimy for my brain, and they come shooting out of…”