It's hard as hell to hold on to your dignity when the risen sun is too bright in your eyes.

“Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used…”

“If the inevitably of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it. …”

“Great news for someone is always bad news for someone else”

“Too pissed off to cry, I said, 'This is only making me hate her. I don't want t…”