It’s hard to believe an eight-foot tall man can come out of a tight vagina. Obviously, mothers of really tall men must have been loose whores.

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“I drew the outline of a flag blowing in the wind. I decided to leave it an outl…”

“The government wants to be aware of all your movements—probably including your …”