It's hard to take sex ed seriously when the teachers haven't even wiggled their stuff in this millennium.

“You're not from around here, are you? Can't be. Why would we name it I-YOU-POO-…”

“What good is a quilt if it's unused? The same as a life unused. They're meant t…”

“History teaches us things about ourselves, but you have to listen for the lesso…”

“Smoked sausage and a jolly tupping. Ale and folly. Fickle bosoms and bar fights…”