It’s just that I learned a while ago that the best way to get people to like you is not to like them too much.

“my mom and dad came into my room, and even though it was really not big enough …”

“We just did an awesome job of not dying.”

“This is what I love about novels, both reading them and writing them. They jump…”

“That's pretty amazing, the countries thing," I said."Yeah, everybody's got a ta…”