It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.

“If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick …”

“It’s better to err on the side of more, than less, except if you’re talking abo…”

“Between hello and goodbye is I love you.”

“Fish like shiny things, stupid people like shiny things, and the late Nebular R…”