It’s not gay to jack off, so how could it be gay to give your clone a handjob? If anything, it’s on-the-job training for a political career.

“More than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.”

“Pride must be a summer thing, because it "comes before the fall.”

“I put the “phony” in symphony. Will you be attending my fake concert? It’s a bl…”

“Handcuffs barely wrap around the girth of my penis. I should run for Congress.”