It’s not hush money. It’s simply dollars backed not by faith, but by shhh.

“What I’m doing is not doing anything, and I’m doing a half-ass job.”

“Do I see value? My gut says no, but I’m willing to bet on things that may pay o…”

“When I wear sunglasses, the day turns shades of night, and it’s as if the block…”

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though,…”