It’s not lit, it’s literature. Lit is something a book can be, after you’ve decided to burn it. (I suggest you start the fire with my book.)

“I took a vow to stop taking things.”

“I laced up my sneakers, but not with the intention to sneak around. I was just …”

“Opportunity seldom rises with blood pressure.”

“I don’t need a dress, I need an address. And some panties.”