It’s not really masturbating if you’re jacking your clone off. It’s more like politics.

“When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the b…”

“If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. …”

“To forgive is Godly. To begrudge is manly. I don’t even have any chest hair, so…”

“Pele popularized the bicycle kick, and I created the unicycle kick. It’s like t…”