It’s not uncommon for me to be early to meetings by as much as a half a gallon. I guess the reason I am so punctual is because I have a very fluid concept of time.

“Here in Jacksonville there’s a road called Commonwealth Blvd., and today as I w…”

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it’s Randy Randy. I always get his first and …”

“If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me a…”