It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondling it to find out.

“Call me Jack Sonville. It’s not just my name—it’s my location. I’d love to move…”

“This core concept is so fundamental to her life that she even had a custom gran…”

“I want a camera shaped like a jail, so I can capture a ghost on film.”

“If I’m happy, my eyes are chestnut; if I’m surprised, my eyes are hazelnut; if …”