It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.

“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker th…”

“Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten p…”

“A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.”

“Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.”