It's probably a class for guidance counselors only - How to Emit Inappropriate Joy in the Face of Adolescent Horror. I'm fairly certain they don't make teachers take it, because they don't even bother to pretend.

“It's been five weeks since she walked out of my door. I started counting the se…”

“A la gente le gusta decir que el amor es incondicional, pero no lo es, e inclus…”

“Dying isn't so bad after you've done it once. . . ”

“I have a black-belt in self-pity. I was an expert in the field. Still am. It’s …”