It’s true, I almost hit him. And I would have too, if at the last moment he didn’t swerve out of the way.

“I can go from zero to sixty in 59 M.P.H.”

“A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?”

“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last th…”

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”