It’s very hard to whisper in your own ear. Love is an art, but as an artist, I guess I’m no Van Gogh.

“There’s truth in what you say, even though it’s all lies.”

“I want to have a punctuation mark on my face. I’d like to shape my mustache int…”

“You should plan ahead, so people know roughly where to start digging to look fo…”

“My ex was the shape of a planet, and when she wore a belt, that planet was Satu…”