I've always been one to share things. Particularly things like responsibility and blame.

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“In middle school I used to draw letters of the alphabet out of contorted torsos…”

“Thor again tutored me in the seventh grade, when I was learning Algebra. Algebr…”

“I told you I didn’t want to go. Of course, I really did want to go, but I just …”