I've always liked swimming, so long as my head's above water. Auteur: John Scalzi Copy Quote More from John Scalzi “Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.” “God damn it," Thomas said as he sat down at the table, carrying a tray so piled…” “When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and…” “I mean that you and I know that in this universe, God is a hack," he said. "He'…”