I’ve always wanted to make love to a triangle, but I’m always two angles short. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“Love is a good thing. Not starving to death is also a good thing. Being in love…”

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“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch mone…”

“The list of women he’s slept with is longer than his penis. The list is three i…”