I’ve always wanted to send a message in a bottle, with my message saying something like, “Don’t litter.

“I’m single, like a cheese slice individually wrapped in plastic.”

“My name is Mr. Raingold. But please, call me Money Showers.”

“Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.”

“I wish art was like money in that the more I made, the more interest it develop…”