I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching baseball.

“If I had a half, I’d split it in half and share it with you. That’s love. Then …”

“A brick could be used to liven up urinal chatter. Also, instead of just repeati…”

“He has a face like chiseled stone. Of course, I could just be thinking that bec…”

“Just by looking at a picture, I can tell a lot about a person. Right off the ba…”