I’ve been giving my armpits mixed signals, may they come to know peace, prosperity, and perspiration.

“Between was and is you’ll find me—but most of the time you’ll only find me in p…”

“Her message was short: “Any kids?” So I wrote, “Sure. But it might take me a fe…”

“I’m growing out my baldness, and a mustache. Combined with spectacles (glasses)…”

“To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to hig…”