I've been living alone for so long, everything about me’s private. I’m surprised anyone’s able to understand a word I say.

“He had a W.C. Fields twang and a nose like a prize strawberry.”

“The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making li…”

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”

“All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned va…”