I’ve decided I like making love on rainy days. Ever since she asked me to wear a raincoat.

“In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover,…”

“I want to write a song called “Two Straws and a Spoon,” about one man being cuc…”

“Factor in the fact that factories should only hire people they make themselves,…”

“I think the most heavenly food is fluffy white clouds.”