I’ve got a life. I spend all my time dreaming of a new life.

“I’m a dyslexic dancer. Instead of leading the women, I follow. Quick, cab drive…”

“I just made a fan gun. Instead of shooting bullets, it shoots the breeze. Just …”

“A brick could be used to tell the time. If you can see it it’s daytime, and if …”

“Why fly in a space ship when you can just park it in my driveway? I’ll even mov…”