I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of course.

“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and …”

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”

“The perfect vehicle to take to the moon would be a two-door Saturn with a sunro…”

“When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl…”