I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes it more fun to pet my gums.

“If I got a new heart with a heart transplant, I’d be forever grateful. Or at le…”

“Before I saw or met you, I thought you were someone else.”

“I’m trying to cover all my bases so I can be a complete baseball nonplayer. I’v…”

“Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line…”