I’ve got my hair conditioned. It’s not trained, but it is soft.

“Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you a…”

“When I meet a European, the first thing I say is, “I’d much rather watch footba…”

“If I asked God to see into the future 50 years, and I couldn’t see myself, I wo…”

“When I jog it’s like a dancing dog. Well, it’s more of a foxtrot.”