I’ve got nothing, but at least I’ve got nothing to lose.

“I wear my shirts backwards and inside out. It helps give my genitals more breat…”

“She had blonde hair like spaghetti noodles, and then she went and dyed it marin…”

“I make believe like asexuals make love—alone, with cardboard tubes.”

“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar i…”