I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-day evening.

“I live in the armpit of the country. I can tell by how hairy and smelly and hil…”

“A brick could be pet, like a dog, and taught to shit in my neighbor's yard.
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“If my love could be represented by a blur, it would be the beating of a humming…”

“If a building were shaped like a body, I’d imagine you’d exit out the rear.”