I’ve just awarded myself a trophy for bicycling. It’s big and it only has one wheel. Now I’m one unicycle away from the bicycle that is love.

“Some people collect stamps, while I collect letters. My favorite ones are the r…”

“I’m more than just a pretty face. I’m also delusional.”

“Cats have tongues with the texture of bricks, and fur as warm and soft as blank…”

“Everyone in the world ages at exactly the same rate and time. We’re all getting…”