I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up. I’ve never been to Paris.

“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for …”

“When I go to a restaurant and they say, “How many in your party?” and I say, “O…”

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that…”

“I want a driveway so long you couldn’t see the end of it even if you were 26.1 …”